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Weeknd comic credit battle worthy of Stan Lee

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The buzzer that’s under Justin Trudeau’s shirt

Remembering a pair of old familiar voices

BuzzFeed and Vice fighting for the finish line

Kings of the hill that’s made out of carbon

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Queen haters get some affection from the NDP

Carly Rae Jepsen is the future of every mall

November rain of newish newsletter nonsense

David Frum is all fired up to fight Steve Bannon

Charity the cow finds a safe space downtown

John Candy cosplay didn’t scare Rick Moranis

The shortbread is free but the weed will cost ya

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Frank D’Angelo finally makes it to Businessweek

So long @norm, and thanks for the subject lines

Sam Oosterhoff says goodbye to bachelorhood

The last city hall dash for Giorgio Mammoliti

Monica and Jake back together to fight Faith

Hope that you’re having a spectacular C-Day

Peter Mansbridge claims he was weirdly hacked

WE cares a lot about defending the Kielburgers

It’s the final weekend of smoking illegal weed

Belinda Stronach is sad that her dad is mad

Stephen Harper goes from lurking to looming

The surreal side of Toronto’s municipal election

Queer eye for the dead tree media guys

Hairdresser loses job after abortion protest kick

Ford Nation finds efficiency in fax machines

Toronto election campaigns against all odds

Some hot links for the first Monday in October

John Tory sort of supports drinking in the park

Patrick Brown prepares to walk down the aisle

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Waking up with nobody else on the GO Train

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The second annual 12:36 fall preview special

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Dudes will soon stop stripping on Yonge Street

Three-step cleaning for your silicone escort

Rebel Rebel, how could they know?

All of your politicians have gotten way too lit

Buck-a-Beer comes with taste of sour dough

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Drake’s unexplained case of the Mondays

Secede, succeed, let’s call the whole thing off

Silver Dollar Room told to hold the rapini salad

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Jagmeet Singh’s wife is ready to leave town

Saudis to Canada: Blame it on your own rain

A long, long, long weekend of apologies

Do you know the way to Methodist Rome

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Alex Trebek exits stage slower than Rush

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Sliding a big bar into Kensington Market

Death of a bookstore mess on the floor

Mel Lastman’s son imagines becoming mayor

Sam Oosterhoff is the new Jagmeet Singh

The man with the most fake followers

Mick Jagger impersonator moves six feet under

Shazam! is too real to shop at Circle K

For all the Tim Hortons in China

You can’t sell old cheeseburgers on eBay

The irregularity of calling someone “illegal”

Drake’s $440 million tip for Toronto tourism

Groping for answers from Justin Trudeau

The Tragically Hip on both sides of the law

Catherine McKenna’s strawgirl arguments

“Kokanee Grope” haunts Justin Trudeau still

SCTV’s mayor will reign forever in East York

McDonald’s throws away the muffin stump

The mayor is feeling too lit to politic

Fearless loathing of a Beach burger joint

Winning the contest to replace Sue-Ann Levy

Pass the dutchie to the left hand side

Honest Ed’s spirit lives in a fintech startup

“Mr. Roboto” salvaged by Scarborough singer

The most upset graduates of Degrassi

Peeling off the future of Patrick Brown

Banksy brings big gentrification grift gift

Robert De Niro's waiting to be the next Trump

The rise and fall of Trudeau's eyebrow

We are in the DoFo zone now

An election the Toronto Sun ridiculously won

Octogenarian MPP touchily touches testy tween

Renata Ford drops a diss document on Doug

Kathleen Wynne's very strategic name-calling

Drake knows you enjoy the paternity circus

Hilarious House of Frightenstein will not die

We're sorry for tweeting an actual Nazi

The last breakfast show for Kevin Frankish

Doug Ford getting drunk on the numbers

The elevator to weed is out of service

Ferris Bueller and Joey Jeremiah haunt us still

Premier Wynne's drunk smile turns upside down

News from the other side of Victoria Day

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What will they think of next!

President Kiefer Sutherland trying to survive

The premier they don't need you to see

Death of an architect of a tabletop

Air Canada rescues desperate teen barista

Pride (in the name of Doug Ford)

Drawing up the writ to win

"Despacito" bro can't stop the squeeze box

Toronto's most-loathed piece of public art

God's plan to make Drake want to cry

The most dangerous greeting card in Canada

Dangling blue car lands with a thud

The first rush to run for city hall

Back from being on actual assignment

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Shania regrets being impressed by Trump

Four Twenty news that stoners can't lose

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Charity the cow might see you in court

Sometimes it keeps snowing in April

Doug Ford gets aboard the Dop-ed Moped

Martin Scorsese still searching for Rick Moranis

Smoking things up at the Second Cup

The real star of the Rob Ford movie is you

Have you seen the Leslieville Slasher?

A new season of the 12:36 newsletter

How to leave your job at Queen's Park

The very last words on Jordan Peterson

Meeting the new boss of the CBC

NDP dig in for a very doughy Passover

Lloyd Robertson crashed the wrong newscast

The higher road to finally fixing North York

The truth about Facebook (according to Facebook)

Sweet Jesus won't melt from sour protest

Hedley tattoo stays on some pink skin

Trump is keeping Conrad Black in the pink

Mammo seeks revenge on provincial pinkos

The pink-haired hacker may log us all off

Chocolate milk without pinkies in the air

The legacy of Alanis Morissette’s green slime

The marijuana spokesman who's never toked

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The day they raided Paul Godfrey's office

Doug Ford owes it all to Mike Hockey

The return of the Ashlee Simpson McDonald's

The concert prompted by an alleged serial killer

#MeToo story concludes at CTV News

In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like it's stir fry

Kevin O'Leary is running for your money

Police strike back at Driving While Black

Toronto's next top barf bag

The real price of Sam the Record Man's sign

What it must be like to date Patrick Brown

The last ride of the Caplansky food truck

Patrick Brown's house of Red Tory cards

Justin Trudeau is the new Clark Griswold

Doobies Make Boobies

How to look like the city's biggest NIMBY

Canada's least-liked band now isn't Nickelback

Caroline Mulroney regrets settling for McD's

The day the Toronto Star claimed it will die

Beyoncé wax statue gets some new shade

12 rules for 12:36

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The worst kind of peoplekind

Storm in a Roll Up the Rim steeped teacup

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White House rejects find new refuge in Canada

Barry Sherman's cousin says it wasn't me

Jordan Peterson chases Drake up the charts

The selfie cop who possibly ate too much pot

Ontario's next worst Progressive Conservative

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The elephant in Patrick Brown's room

Why is this mayor laughing?

The night the lights went out in Viceland

The war on dads at Shoppers Drug Mart

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The last days of pre-teen paper routes

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The first 12:36 newsletter of 2018

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Digging into Barry Sherman's big legal dossier

The death of TTC subway collector cage rage

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Bowlerama West will roll, roll, roll no more

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From strip clubs to swastikas

The fingering of the Fingerlings

Prince Harry's water closet costs $1,395,000

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The ghost of Eaton's was in the air at CNN

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Something is different about the Sam's sign

Stephen LeDrew loses battle of the bow ties

Searching for the fat cats of Parkdale

Shania Twain tramples down a terrible tweet

Canada Post tried to hide a Nazi stamp book

The trademark lawyer travails of BeaverTails

Mr. Dressup finally slayed the Friendly Giant

William Shatner sets phaser on Brad Lamb

Google likely knows you're reading this email

The Cheesecake Factory's assembly line kitsch

Steve Paikin doesn't think he hosted Hitler

Kevin Spacey gets kicked out of Hamilton

The curious case of the Deep 'n Delicious cake

Liberty Village's biggest alleged douchebag

Bill Morneau weeps for Lindsay Lohan

This week in the things people are sorry for

The many, many hats of the Bloor bike lane

A wall built for Donald Trump at Dundas West

Where in the world is Harvey Weinstein?

The official parka of adult video enthusiasts

Provincial judge is fed up with Tommy Wiseau

Julie Payette hates reading your horoscope

How authentic is Tim Hortons, really?

"Phones Down, Heads Up" brings on facepalm

The price of naming names for Corey Haim

Every day is Halloween at the Galleria Mall

Dan Rather is the new J.D. Roberts

Church and Wellesley's new exasperated state

Eddie Van Halen riffs on unpopular coffee

Scenes from the Toronto retail apocalypse

Amazon has been begged to take over Toronto

Just For Laughs is now unfunnier than ever

Just give me the news it can be all lies

Dr. Kitty was no Doogie Howser, M.D.

15 more days of columns about costumes

The man who lived his life in the PATH

The sharing economy was built for weed

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Netflix Canada says it's really here to help

Just a selfie from right now is good

This newsletter isn't named after Rob Ford

Vice found the alt-right to be rather nice

Facebook isn't your ideal new newspaper

Tie Domi scraps with critics of his son

John Tory uses 69 nice extra characters

Welcoming our new Netflix overlords

365 days with Dr Jordan B Peterson

How now 25-foot-high chrome cow

Prince Harry's unvirtuous hand gesture

The first 12:36 fall preview issue

Toronto's newest secret subway station

It's way too warm out for pumpkin spice

Air Canada flies off the handle at the CBC

Lyft looks ready to roll right over Uber

Thornhill invented punk rock for Toronto

The return of the Gravy Trainwreck

There is no Jim Carrey

Jagmeet Singh's heckler explains herself

Cannabis Control Board of Ontario gets lit

Will this busted escalator survive TIFF?

You're gonna need a bigger boat

Doug Ford returns to swing from the left

The final 12:36 newsletter (until the next one)

Russia is laughing at Ryerson University

Judgement day for the #MAGA hat judge

No one listens to the Globe's public editor

Justin Trudeau can now melt like butter

"Anybody read Ayn Rand?"

Trump branding backlash hits every street

Both sides of the Trump/Trudeau bromance

Exile from everything ever defined as alt-right

Don't call Jordan Peterson the wrong way

CBC Comedy equals tragedy plus time

The new steps of Church and Wellesley

Canadian contrarians get the Google memo

The mural, the cow, the duck and the diamond

Corporation of the City of Toronto v. Spider-Man

House of Lords owner won't take a haircut

Drinking a double-double in Madrid

Yonge Street looks like less of a fun street

This used to be a strip club

This week in deleted internet jokes

The mystery of the MPP's murderous tweeting

Justin Trudeau gathering moss across America

The Handmaid's Emoji

CBC Comedy now more less funny than ever

Leftist teat suckers break down Stepgate

J.D. Roberts' six fun months with D.J. Trump

Beaches gonna Beach gonna Beaches

Snacking mice shut down old slaughterhouse

Ashley Madison hack hassles were worth $2

How to un-marry an astronaut

For the love of mayonnaise

The fine art of brawling at Pizza Pizza

Broken Social Scene's broken telephone

Prince Harry's big question remains unpopped

A very special episode of 12:36

The man who holds Justin Trudeau's bag

Trump to be wrestled down from tower

Lord love a giant rubber duck

Eating a picture of Peter Mansbridge's face

The dogs of Berczy Park are breaking in

The brave last days of Toronto Star Touch

Canada can't live with or without Bono

Sniper way more focused than a fidget spinner

Jagmeet Singh rocks to singer Roch Voisine

Two rum pirates enter, one rum pirate leaves

No one should enjoy calling it La-CROY

David Frum comes closer to having no friends

Just Like Mom 2.0

The cheapest cashiers will never complain

The Weeknd's dewy decimal system

Let's have one last laugh at Kevin O'Leary

This is not a Porter Airlines seat sale email

Matthew Perry gets beaten up by bad reviews

Chicken roti warning gets roundly ridiculed

Sgt. Pepper's possibly apocryphal OPP origin

A tale of two Parkdales

Runaway peacock and a giant rubber duck

The twin terrors of ricotta and terra cotta

The world's biggest weed store

Kevin O'Leary won't leave this country alone

CBC has told Barbara Kay to stay away

Budweiser Stage is starting off watered down

There's no vaccination for a Twitter troll

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Breaking down the ROM Crystal

Support our troops with some Froot Loops

Walrus editor called himself off the carpet

Winners and losers of the Appropriation Prize

Crane Girl didn't seem to get her hands dirty

No Frills is courting the counterculture

Clowns to the left and Scrawler to the right

Condo flipping and condo flipping out

It’s raining it’s pouring the old man ain’t going

Prince Philip is tired of fighting plaques

Don Meredith: most censured senator ever

The mystery man with the Cinnabon cylinder

Deadbeat Dad's chocolate chip cookie crisis

The ghosts of Blockbuster Video

Climbers gonna climb

Make a drunk run for the thickening border

Canada's most endangered music venue

The prime minister did a podcast

Rest in peace

Kathleen Wynne tries to make something cool

Dart Guy is still looking pretty lit

The top 36 of 2017 (so far)

Don't get sick on the subway

The sorry of us

Who's getting high at Dollarama

You know nothing of my work!

First we take Manhattan

Let an umbrella be your subway token

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

Russell Peters not funny to Team Trudeau

Dionne Quints unsure if lessons were learned

Uber knows where you live (like, really knows)

"You're gay aren't you?"

Mansbridgexit

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Leah McLaren's lack of lactation tact

Fuschia!

Not clothing optional

Apologies

Lawyers gonna lawyer

Stats Canada tweeter gets zero tolerance

The future belongs to the furries

Beyoncé no longer part of NDP platform

Canadian drama teacher makes it to Broadway

Between a Hard Rock and a Drug Mart

Rebel Media's never-ending reality show

Senator Don Meredith still loves his wife

The lottery's biggest loser

Happy International Hold Trudeau’s Hand Day!

One Pill, Two Pill, Red Pill, Blue Pill

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Subway suicide becomes laughing matter

Tastes like chicken

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The 2018 municipal election's first déjà vu

Post-truth times at Queen's Park

The Sticker Lady in winter

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Brian Mulroney is taking Trump's word

The cord gets cut at Rogers Cable 10

The devil pays no property tax

Slam dancing at the Eaton Centre

The PMO's real Valentine is Ivanka Trump

Stomping on Stompin' Tom's old sod

We are all influencers now

So farewell then, Dean Blundell

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No one will love you without a car

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV

"WTF?! So stupid.”

Go cuck yourself

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Little boys in short pants

The needle starts lifting on HMV Canada

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An old-school drug bust on Yonge

Bank bulldozed by bureaucrat bungle

Kellyanne Conway's coat makes Mink Mile

You've got the wrong Nelly

Pursuit of Happiness parking lot unpaved

The people who miss Jian Ghomeshi

Trudeau confesses common Trump cause

A tale of two (or three) prince wives

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Let's get ready for Workin' Moms

Drain the canal

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Stop Kevin O'Leary Dot Com

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Sixteen big words of 2016 (via 12:36)

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Sic transit "Gloria" mundi

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For whom the Tory tolls

As long as we've got each other

J.D Roberts returns to the White House

McMansion from hell

Ikea monkey's coat gets handed down

The local angle on Pizzagate

Yorkville hippies still fighting The Man

Michael Bryant's front page challenges

Hatchimals create holiday horror show

The first couple to flee from Trump

Overdue at the most '80s of libraries

The identity politics of facial hair

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The last days and nights of Mac's Milk

The war on Fashion Santa

Paul Godfrey's shocking $900K payday

Leslie Roberts saved by the Bell

You'll never stop hearing "Hallelujah"

Twitter eggs throw rotten tomatoes

My father, the Electric Circus dancer

Video store outlives peep show

Doug Ford throws book at you

Margaret Wente's column-eating lie

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