Email Archive
2/15/2019
David Schwimmer | Rolling Stones | Mike Wilner
2/14/2019
Poop Johnson | David Assman | Howard Stern
2/13/2019
RuPaul | Chair Girl | Non Sequitur | No Name®
2/12/2019
Lady Barristers | Sting | Marxists | Planet Helix
2/11/2019
Flow 93.5 | Cirque | MEC | R.I.P. Mike Cleaver
2/8/2019
Tim Hortons | Cadillac Fairview | Shamrock Bowl
2/7/2019
SNC-Lavalin | Randy Quaid | R.I.P. Paul Dewar
2/6/2019
Kids in the Hall | Mimosas | Brave New Waves
2/5/2019
Vice | Adnan Virk | Banana Burglar | HMV
2/4/2019
Heritage Minutes | GVO vs. SAL | Little Italy
2/1/2019
February’s first one is filled with frustration
1/31/2019
Jean Machine | Anthony Furey | Ticketmaster
1/30/2019
Ryan Gosling | Google | Juno Awards | BuzzFeed
1/29/2019
Snow | Paul Henderson | Super Bowl | Huawei
1/28/2019
Canada Goose | Andrew Coyne | Spy vs. Spy
1/25/2019
Fellini | Presto | Maxime | Molson | Darryl Dahmer
1/24/2019
Roy Halladay | Fire & Flower | A.Y. Jackson
1/23/2019
Kyla Ford | Detroit Eatery | Frank’s Energy Drink
1/22/2019
R.I.P. Brandon Truaxe | The Oscars | Coffee Time
1/21/2019
Hazel | Kamala Harris | Tony Clement | Meridian
1/18/2019
Marc Emery | Manalyst | Bold and the Beautiful
1/17/2019
Karen Wang | Forest Hill | Don Cherry | Galleria
1/16/2019
Bird Box | Kinga Surma | WeChat | Ghostbusters
1/15/2019
LCBO | Kielburgers | Rand Paul | Jagmeet | Diply
1/14/2019
R.I.P. Mark Elliot | Henny | Rahaf | Canada Dry
1/11/2019
Mayor Mel | Maclean’s | Postmedia | Beard Guy
1/10/2019
SCTV | Fiji Water Girl | Patrick Brown | Mammoliti
1/9/2019
Sidewalk | WeWork | Thunder Bay | The Clash
1/8/2019
Names to remember and/or forget during 2019
1/3/2019
Pop-up 12:36 update before returning Tuesday
12/20/2018
This is our final dispatch of the current year
12/19/2018
Royal Bank denies it slides into your Facebook
12/18/2018
Doug Ford welcomes hotline bling from Amazon
12/17/2018
The week of quick 12:36 hits before Christmas
12/14/2018
Your weekend party talking point starter pack
12/13/2018
Mike Duffy and Pamela Wallin smirk for thee
12/12/2018
TTC artist wants to show off the censorship
12/11/2018
The NBA player’s crusade to kill bagged milk
12/10/2018
Raffi’s road from pro-capitalism to anti-fascism
12/7/2018
Some stories to squawk about all weekend long
12/6/2018
Eugene Levy is now teaching the facts of life
12/5/2018
The mayor who failed to recruit Roger Ashby
12/4/2018
A third-place mayoral candidate gets married
12/3/2018
Back in your inbox for December of newsletters
11/22/2018
The final 12:36 newsletter until December
11/21/2018
It’s 12:36 somewhere, so here’s a newsletter
11/20/2018
Playground castles can’t stop catching fire
11/19/2018
The happiest processed meats you’ve ever seen
11/16/2018
Scenes from the condo elevator class struggle
11/15/2018
Weeknd comic credit battle worthy of Stan Lee
11/14/2018
Fashion Santa’s shtick now only belongs to him
11/13/2018
The buzzer that’s under Justin Trudeau’s shirt
11/12/2018
Remembering a pair of old familiar voices
11/9/2018
BuzzFeed and Vice fighting for the finish line
11/8/2018
Kings of the hill that’s made out of carbon
11/7/2018
Tony Clement won’t be liking this newsletter
11/6/2018
Patrick Brown’s book promises the last laugh
11/5/2018
Queen haters get some affection from the NDP
11/2/2018
Carly Rae Jepsen is the future of every mall
11/1/2018
November rain of newish newsletter nonsense
10/31/2018
David Frum is all fired up to fight Steve Bannon
10/30/2018
Charity the cow finds a safe space downtown
10/29/2018
John Candy cosplay didn’t scare Rick Moranis
10/26/2018
The shortbread is free but the weed will cost ya
10/25/2018
Roger Ashby is breaking up with waking up
10/24/2018
Frank D’Angelo finally makes it to Businessweek
10/23/2018
So long @norm, and thanks for the subject lines
10/22/2018
Sam Oosterhoff says goodbye to bachelorhood
10/19/2018
The last city hall dash for Giorgio Mammoliti
10/18/2018
Monica and Jake back together to fight Faith
10/17/2018
Hope that you’re having a spectacular C-Day
10/16/2018
Peter Mansbridge claims he was weirdly hacked
10/15/2018
WE cares a lot about defending the Kielburgers
10/12/2018
It’s the final weekend of smoking illegal weed
10/11/2018
Belinda Stronach is sad that her dad is mad
10/10/2018
Stephen Harper goes from lurking to looming
10/9/2018
The surreal side of Toronto’s municipal election
10/5/2018
Queer eye for the dead tree media guys
10/4/2018
Hairdresser loses job after abortion protest kick
10/3/2018
Ford Nation finds efficiency in fax machines
10/2/2018
Toronto election campaigns against all odds
10/1/2018
Some hot links for the first Monday in October
9/28/2018
John Tory sort of supports drinking in the park
9/27/2018
Patrick Brown prepares to walk down the aisle
9/26/2018
We now join this week already in progress
9/21/2018
Waking up with nobody else on the GO Train
9/20/2018
Toronto’s election is starting all over again
9/19/2018
The second annual 12:36 fall preview special
9/18/2018
Serpentine is getting felt in the urban jungle
9/17/2018
Jian Ghomeshi gets some belated fact checks
9/14/2018
The least you can do today is open this email
9/13/2018
A 77½-year-old looks back on democratic life
9/12/2018
Catching up on the content (feat. Paris Hilton)
9/7/2018
The newsletter that you really need to read
9/6/2018
The lodestar of TIFF will be Donald Trump
9/5/2018
BiWay stores are finally being properly valued
9/4/2018
Toronto’s next election has to start somewhere
8/30/2018
The last 12:36 newsletter before Labour Day
8/29/2018
Dudes will soon stop stripping on Yonge Street
8/28/2018
Three-step cleaning for your silicone escort
8/27/2018
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
8/23/2018
All of your politicians have gotten way too lit
8/22/2018
Buck-a-Beer comes with taste of sour dough
8/21/2018
Norm Kelly takes stand against Camila Cabello
8/20/2018
Drake’s unexplained case of the Mondays
8/17/2018
Secede, succeed, let’s call the whole thing off
8/16/2018
Silver Dollar Room told to hold the rapini salad
8/15/2018
This city council will have 22 fewer members
8/14/2018
A nickel bag of lunchtime tabloid news for you
8/13/2018
Wheelchair showdown at the Meow Cat Café
8/10/2018
Five 👏 fast 👏 claps 👏 for 👏 Friday 👏
8/9/2018
Jagmeet Singh’s wife is ready to leave town
8/8/2018
Saudis to Canada: Blame it on your own rain
8/7/2018
A long, long, long weekend of apologies
8/2/2018
Do you know the way to Methodist Rome
8/1/2018
Jennifer Keesmaat reconsiders city secession
7/31/2018
Alex Trebek exits stage slower than Rush
7/30/2018
Patrick Brown can’t stop running for whatever
7/27/2018
The fifth 12:36 newsletter of the week
7/26/2018
The fourth 12:36 newsletter of the week
7/25/2018
The third 12:36 newsletter of the week
7/24/2018
The second 12:36 newsletter of the week
7/23/2018
The first 12:36 newsletter of the week
7/20/2018
Sliding a big bar into Kensington Market
7/19/2018
Death of a bookstore mess on the floor
7/18/2018
Mel Lastman’s son imagines becoming mayor
7/17/2018
Sam Oosterhoff is the new Jagmeet Singh
7/16/2018
The man with the most fake followers
7/13/2018
Mick Jagger impersonator moves six feet under
7/12/2018
Shazam! is too real to shop at Circle K
7/11/2018
For all the Tim Hortons in China
7/10/2018
You can’t sell old cheeseburgers on eBay
7/9/2018
The irregularity of calling someone “illegal”
7/6/2018
Drake’s $440 million tip for Toronto tourism
7/5/2018
Groping for answers from Justin Trudeau
7/4/2018
The Tragically Hip on both sides of the law
7/3/2018
Catherine McKenna’s strawgirl arguments
6/28/2018
“Kokanee Grope” haunts Justin Trudeau still
6/27/2018
SCTV’s mayor will reign forever in East York
6/26/2018
McDonald’s throws away the muffin stump
6/25/2018
The mayor is feeling too lit to politic
6/22/2018
Fearless loathing of a Beach burger joint
6/21/2018
Winning the contest to replace Sue-Ann Levy
6/20/2018
Pass the dutchie to the left hand side
6/19/2018
Honest Ed’s spirit lives in a fintech startup
6/18/2018
“Mr. Roboto” salvaged by Scarborough singer
6/15/2018
The most upset graduates of Degrassi
6/14/2018
Peeling off the future of Patrick Brown
6/13/2018
Banksy brings big gentrification grift gift
6/12/2018
Robert De Niro's waiting to be the next Trump
6/11/2018
The rise and fall of Trudeau's eyebrow
6/8/2018
We are in the DoFo zone now
6/7/2018
An election the Toronto Sun ridiculously won
6/6/2018
Octogenarian MPP touchily touches testy tween
6/5/2018
Renata Ford drops a diss document on Doug
6/4/2018
Kathleen Wynne's very strategic name-calling
6/1/2018
Drake knows you enjoy the paternity circus
5/31/2018
Hilarious House of Frightenstein will not die
5/30/2018
We're sorry for tweeting an actual Nazi
5/29/2018
The last breakfast show for Kevin Frankish
5/28/2018
Doug Ford getting drunk on the numbers
5/25/2018
The elevator to weed is out of service
5/24/2018
Ferris Bueller and Joey Jeremiah haunt us still
5/23/2018
Premier Wynne's drunk smile turns upside down
5/22/2018
News from the other side of Victoria Day
5/18/2018
Not a word about the royal wedding
5/17/2018
What will they think of next!
5/16/2018
President Kiefer Sutherland trying to survive
5/15/2018
The premier they don't need you to see
5/14/2018
Death of an architect of a tabletop
5/11/2018
Air Canada rescues desperate teen barista
5/10/2018
Pride (in the name of Doug Ford)
5/9/2018
Drawing up the writ to win
5/8/2018
"Despacito" bro can't stop the squeeze box
5/7/2018
Toronto's most-loathed piece of public art
5/4/2018
God's plan to make Drake want to cry
5/3/2018
The most dangerous greeting card in Canada
5/2/2018
Dangling blue car lands with a thud
5/1/2018
The first rush to run for city hall
4/30/2018
Back from being on actual assignment
4/24/2018
This newsletter is out of the office
4/23/2018
Shania regrets being impressed by Trump
4/20/2018
Four Twenty news that stoners can't lose
4/19/2018
Sam Oosterhoff has seen some troubles
4/18/2018
Charity the cow might see you in court
4/17/2018
Sometimes it keeps snowing in April
4/16/2018
Doug Ford gets aboard the Dop-ed Moped
4/13/2018
Martin Scorsese still searching for Rick Moranis
4/12/2018
Smoking things up at the Second Cup
4/11/2018
The real star of the Rob Ford movie is you
4/10/2018
Have you seen the Leslieville Slasher?
4/9/2018
A new season of the 12:36 newsletter
4/5/2018
How to leave your job at Queen's Park
4/4/2018
The very last words on Jordan Peterson
4/3/2018
Meeting the new boss of the CBC
4/2/2018
NDP dig in for a very doughy Passover
3/29/2018
Lloyd Robertson crashed the wrong newscast
3/28/2018
The higher road to finally fixing North York
3/27/2018
The truth about Facebook (according to Facebook)
3/26/2018
Sweet Jesus won't melt from sour protest
3/23/2018
Hedley tattoo stays on some pink skin
3/22/2018
Trump is keeping Conrad Black in the pink
3/21/2018
Mammo seeks revenge on provincial pinkos
3/20/2018
The pink-haired hacker may log us all off
3/19/2018
Chocolate milk without pinkies in the air
3/16/2018
The legacy of Alanis Morissette’s green slime
3/15/2018
The marijuana spokesman who's never toked
3/14/2018
The bedbugs were biting at Ryerson
3/13/2018
The day they raided Paul Godfrey's office
3/12/2018
Doug Ford owes it all to Mike Hockey
3/9/2018
The return of the Ashlee Simpson McDonald's
3/8/2018
The concert prompted by an alleged serial killer
3/7/2018
#MeToo story concludes at CTV News
3/6/2018
In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like it's stir fry
3/5/2018
Kevin O'Leary is running for your money
3/2/2018
Police strike back at Driving While Black
3/1/2018
Toronto's next top barf bag
2/28/2018
The real price of Sam the Record Man's sign
2/27/2018
What it must be like to date Patrick Brown
2/26/2018
The last ride of the Caplansky food truck
2/23/2018
Patrick Brown's house of Red Tory cards
2/22/2018
Justin Trudeau is the new Clark Griswold
2/21/2018
Doobies Make Boobies
2/20/2018
How to look like the city's biggest NIMBY
2/16/2018
Canada's least-liked band now isn't Nickelback
2/15/2018
Caroline Mulroney regrets settling for McD's
2/14/2018
The day the Toronto Star claimed it will die
2/13/2018
Beyoncé wax statue gets some new shade
2/12/2018
12 rules for 12:36
2/9/2018
Justin Trudeau's office got owned by Infowars
2/8/2018
Doug Ford may have already won this one
2/7/2018
The worst kind of peoplekind
2/6/2018
Storm in a Roll Up the Rim steeped teacup
2/5/2018
Steve Paikin is facing a #MeToo allegation
2/2/2018
White House rejects find new refuge in Canada
2/1/2018
Barry Sherman's cousin says it wasn't me
1/31/2018
Jordan Peterson chases Drake up the charts
1/30/2018
The selfie cop who possibly ate too much pot
1/29/2018
Ontario's next worst Progressive Conservative
1/26/2018
Your 12:36 newsletter subscription is expiring
1/26/2018
Instant Pot isn't as popular as instant pot
1/25/2018
The elephant in Patrick Brown's room
1/24/2018
Why is this mayor laughing?
1/23/2018
The night the lights went out in Viceland
1/22/2018
The war on dads at Shoppers Drug Mart
1/19/2018
Barenaked Ladies get their “Kokomo” moment
1/18/2018
Middle-finger hell freezes over King Street
1/17/2018
Jagmeet Singh engaged before every camera
1/16/2018
Kevin O'Leary owes more money than you do
1/15/2018
Margaret Atwood is now taking a break
1/12/2018
Let's not eat too many laundry pods
1/11/2018
Having too much fun at Corey Haim's grave
1/10/2018
The government publishes a pot glossary
1/9/2018
The last days of pre-teen paper routes
1/8/2018
Canada Goose gets a new kind of gander
1/5/2018
Kathleen Wynne takes on Tim Hortons
1/4/2018
The first 12:36 newsletter of 2018
12/21/2017
The final 12:36 newsletter before 2018
12/20/2017
Digging into Barry Sherman's big legal dossier
12/19/2017
The death of TTC subway collector cage rage
12/18/2017
The force doesn't seem to be with Andrew Scheer
12/15/2017
Bowlerama West will roll, roll, roll no more
12/14/2017
BBC executive gobsmacked by CBC cancellation
12/13/2017
From strip clubs to swastikas
12/12/2017
The fingering of the Fingerlings
12/11/2017
Prince Harry's water closet costs $1,395,000
12/8/2017
Your weekend party talking topic playlist
12/7/2017
Rockin' around the upside-down Christmas tree
12/6/2017
The offended MP was a Facebook fat-shamer
12/5/2017
The ghost of Eaton's was in the air at CNN
12/4/2017
Charity the cow is refusing to graze away
12/1/2017
Something is different about the Sam's sign
11/30/2017
Stephen LeDrew loses battle of the bow ties
11/29/2017
Searching for the fat cats of Parkdale
11/28/2017
Shania Twain tramples down a terrible tweet
11/27/2017
Canada Post tried to hide a Nazi stamp book
11/24/2017
The trademark lawyer travails of BeaverTails
11/23/2017
Mr. Dressup finally slayed the Friendly Giant
11/22/2017
William Shatner sets phaser on Brad Lamb
11/21/2017
Google likely knows you're reading this email
11/20/2017
The Cheesecake Factory's assembly line kitsch
11/17/2017
Steve Paikin doesn't think he hosted Hitler
11/16/2017
Kevin Spacey gets kicked out of Hamilton
11/15/2017
The curious case of the Deep 'n Delicious cake
11/14/2017
Liberty Village's biggest alleged douchebag
11/13/2017
Bill Morneau weeps for Lindsay Lohan
11/10/2017
This week in the things people are sorry for
11/9/2017
The many, many hats of the Bloor bike lane
11/8/2017
A wall built for Donald Trump at Dundas West
11/7/2017
Where in the world is Harvey Weinstein?
11/6/2017
The official parka of adult video enthusiasts
11/3/2017
Provincial judge is fed up with Tommy Wiseau
11/2/2017
Julie Payette hates reading your horoscope
11/1/2017
How authentic is Tim Hortons, really?
10/31/2017
"Phones Down, Heads Up" brings on facepalm
10/30/2017
The price of naming names for Corey Haim
10/27/2017
Every day is Halloween at the Galleria Mall
10/26/2017
Dan Rather is the new J.D. Roberts
10/25/2017
Church and Wellesley's new exasperated state
10/24/2017
Eddie Van Halen riffs on unpopular coffee
10/23/2017
Scenes from the Toronto retail apocalypse
10/20/2017
Amazon has been begged to take over Toronto
10/19/2017
Just For Laughs is now unfunnier than ever
10/18/2017
Just give me the news it can be all lies
10/17/2017
Dr. Kitty was no Doogie Howser, M.D.
10/16/2017
15 more days of columns about costumes
10/13/2017
The man who lived his life in the PATH
10/12/2017
The sharing economy was built for weed
10/11/2017
Szechuan sauce will outlive every Tamagotchi
10/10/2017
Netflix Canada says it's really here to help
10/6/2017
Just a selfie from right now is good
10/5/2017
This newsletter isn't named after Rob Ford
10/4/2017
Vice found the alt-right to be rather nice
10/3/2017
Facebook isn't your ideal new newspaper
10/2/2017
Tie Domi scraps with critics of his son
9/29/2017
John Tory uses 69 nice extra characters
9/28/2017
Welcoming our new Netflix overlords
9/27/2017
365 days with Dr Jordan B Peterson
9/26/2017
How now 25-foot-high chrome cow
9/25/2017
Prince Harry's unvirtuous hand gesture
9/21/2017
The first 12:36 fall preview issue
9/20/2017
Toronto's newest secret subway station
9/19/2017
It's way too warm out for pumpkin spice
9/18/2017
Air Canada flies off the handle at the CBC
9/15/2017
Lyft looks ready to roll right over Uber
9/14/2017
Thornhill invented punk rock for Toronto
9/13/2017
The return of the Gravy Trainwreck
9/12/2017
There is no Jim Carrey
9/11/2017
Jagmeet Singh's heckler explains herself
9/8/2017
Cannabis Control Board of Ontario gets lit
9/7/2017
Will this busted escalator survive TIFF?
9/6/2017
You're gonna need a bigger boat
9/5/2017
Doug Ford returns to swing from the left
8/25/2017
The final 12:36 newsletter (until the next one)
8/24/2017
Russia is laughing at Ryerson University
8/23/2017
Judgement day for the #MAGA hat judge
8/22/2017
No one listens to the Globe's public editor
8/21/2017
Justin Trudeau can now melt like butter
8/18/2017
"Anybody read Ayn Rand?"
8/17/2017
Trump branding backlash hits every street
8/16/2017
Both sides of the Trump/Trudeau bromance
8/15/2017
Exile from everything ever defined as alt-right
8/14/2017
Don't call Jordan Peterson the wrong way
8/11/2017
CBC Comedy equals tragedy plus time
8/10/2017
The new steps of Church and Wellesley
8/9/2017
Canadian contrarians get the Google memo
8/8/2017
The mural, the cow, the duck and the diamond
8/4/2017
Corporation of the City of Toronto v. Spider-Man
8/3/2017
House of Lords owner won't take a haircut
8/2/2017
Drinking a double-double in Madrid
8/1/2017
Yonge Street looks like less of a fun street
7/31/2017
This used to be a strip club
7/28/2017
This week in deleted internet jokes
7/27/2017
The mystery of the MPP's murderous tweeting
7/26/2017
Justin Trudeau gathering moss across America
7/25/2017
The Handmaid's Emoji
7/24/2017
CBC Comedy now more less funny than ever
7/21/2017
Leftist teat suckers break down Stepgate
7/20/2017
J.D. Roberts' six fun months with D.J. Trump
7/19/2017
Beaches gonna Beach gonna Beaches
7/18/2017
Snacking mice shut down old slaughterhouse
7/17/2017
Ashley Madison hack hassles were worth $2
7/14/2017
How to un-marry an astronaut
7/13/2017
For the love of mayonnaise
7/12/2017
The fine art of brawling at Pizza Pizza
7/11/2017
Broken Social Scene's broken telephone
7/10/2017
Prince Harry's big question remains unpopped
7/7/2017
A very special episode of 12:36
7/6/2017
The man who holds Justin Trudeau's bag
7/5/2017
Trump to be wrestled down from tower
7/4/2017
Lord love a giant rubber duck
6/29/2017
Eating a picture of Peter Mansbridge's face
6/28/2017
The dogs of Berczy Park are breaking in
6/27/2017
The brave last days of Toronto Star Touch
6/26/2017
Canada can't live with or without Bono
6/22/2017
Sniper way more focused than a fidget spinner
6/21/2017
Jagmeet Singh rocks to singer Roch Voisine
6/20/2017
Two rum pirates enter, one rum pirate leaves
6/19/2017
No one should enjoy calling it La-CROY
6/15/2017
David Frum comes closer to having no friends
6/14/2017
Just Like Mom 2.0
6/13/2017
The cheapest cashiers will never complain
6/12/2017
The Weeknd's dewy decimal system
6/8/2017
Let's have one last laugh at Kevin O'Leary
6/7/2017
This is not a Porter Airlines seat sale email
6/6/2017
Matthew Perry gets beaten up by bad reviews
6/5/2017
Chicken roti warning gets roundly ridiculed
6/1/2017
Sgt. Pepper's possibly apocryphal OPP origin
5/31/2017
A tale of two Parkdales
5/30/2017
Runaway peacock and a giant rubber duck
5/29/2017
The twin terrors of ricotta and terra cotta
5/26/2017
The world's biggest weed store
5/25/2017
Kevin O'Leary won't leave this country alone
5/24/2017
CBC has told Barbara Kay to stay away
5/23/2017
Budweiser Stage is starting off watered down
5/19/2017
There's no vaccination for a Twitter troll
5/18/2017
[recipient name], here's your [newsletter name]
5/17/2017
Breaking down the ROM Crystal
5/16/2017
Support our troops with some Froot Loops
5/15/2017
Walrus editor called himself off the carpet
5/12/2017
Winners and losers of the Appropriation Prize
5/11/2017
Crane Girl didn't seem to get her hands dirty
5/10/2017
No Frills is courting the counterculture
5/9/2017
Clowns to the left and Scrawler to the right
5/8/2017
Condo flipping and condo flipping out
5/5/2017
It’s raining it’s pouring the old man ain’t going
5/4/2017
Prince Philip is tired of fighting plaques
5/3/2017
Don Meredith: most censured senator ever
5/2/2017
The mystery man with the Cinnabon cylinder
5/1/2017
Deadbeat Dad's chocolate chip cookie crisis
4/28/2017
The ghosts of Blockbuster Video
4/27/2017
Climbers gonna climb
4/26/2017
Make a drunk run for the thickening border
4/25/2017
Canada's most endangered music venue
4/24/2017
The prime minister did a podcast
4/21/2017
Rest in peace
4/20/2017
Kathleen Wynne tries to make something cool
4/19/2017
Dart Guy is still looking pretty lit
4/18/2017
The top 36 of 2017 (so far)
4/13/2017
Don't get sick on the subway
4/12/2017
The sorry of us
4/11/2017
Who's getting high at Dollarama
4/10/2017
You know nothing of my work!
4/7/2017
First we take Manhattan
4/6/2017
Let an umbrella be your subway token
4/5/2017
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
4/4/2017
Russell Peters not funny to Team Trudeau
4/3/2017
Dionne Quints unsure if lessons were learned
3/31/2017
Uber knows where you live (like, really knows)
3/30/2017
"You're gay aren't you?"
3/29/2017
Mansbridgexit
3/28/2017
An entire newsletter about one dumb column
3/27/2017
Leah McLaren's lack of lactation tact
3/24/2017
Fuschia!
3/23/2017
Not clothing optional
3/22/2017
Apologies
3/21/2017
Lawyers gonna lawyer
3/20/2017
Stats Canada tweeter gets zero tolerance
3/17/2017
The future belongs to the furries
3/16/2017
Beyoncé no longer part of NDP platform
3/15/2017
Canadian drama teacher makes it to Broadway
3/14/2017
Between a Hard Rock and a Drug Mart
3/13/2017
Rebel Media's never-ending reality show
3/10/2017
Senator Don Meredith still loves his wife
3/9/2017
The lottery's biggest loser
3/8/2017
Happy International Hold Trudeau’s Hand Day!
3/7/2017
One Pill, Two Pill, Red Pill, Blue Pill
3/6/2017
Views from the 716
3/3/2017
Subway suicide becomes laughing matter
3/2/2017
Tastes like chicken
3/1/2017
Peter Mansbridge's heir says he's not news
2/28/2017
Beverly D'Angelo > Frank D'Angelo
2/27/2017
The 2018 municipal election's first déjà vu
2/24/2017
Post-truth times at Queen's Park
2/23/2017
The Sticker Lady in winter
2/22/2017
Hawaiian pizza inventor is cool with Iceland
2/21/2017
Brian Mulroney is taking Trump's word
2/17/2017
The cord gets cut at Rogers Cable 10
2/16/2017
The devil pays no property tax
2/15/2017
Slam dancing at the Eaton Centre
2/14/2017
The PMO's real Valentine is Ivanka Trump
2/13/2017
Stomping on Stompin' Tom's old sod
2/10/2017
We are all influencers now
2/9/2017
So farewell then, Dean Blundell
2/8/2017
Not!
2/7/2017
No one will love you without a car
2/6/2017
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV
2/3/2017
"WTF?! So stupid.”
2/2/2017
Go cuck yourself
2/1/2017
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1/31/2017
Thornhill has a night full of crime
1/30/2017
Little boys in short pants
1/27/2017
The needle starts lifting on HMV Canada
1/26/2017
Font snobs sneer at new Ontario logo
1/25/2017
An old-school drug bust on Yonge
1/24/2017
Bank bulldozed by bureaucrat bungle
1/23/2017
Kellyanne Conway's coat makes Mink Mile
1/20/2017
You've got the wrong Nelly
1/19/2017
Pursuit of Happiness parking lot unpaved
1/18/2017
The people who miss Jian Ghomeshi
1/17/2017
Trudeau confesses common Trump cause
1/16/2017
A tale of two (or three) prince wives
1/13/2017
Friday the 13th Part MMXVII
1/12/2017
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1/11/2017
Burger Family gentrifies the Junction
1/10/2017
Let's get ready for Workin' Moms
1/9/2017
Drain the canal
1/6/2017
The revenge of Spuds MacKenzie
1/5/2017
A new Sam the Record Man sign saga
1/4/2017
Stop Kevin O'Leary Dot Com
1/3/2017
Hooker Harvey's heads the way of Honest Ed's
12/22/2016
Sixteen big words of 2016 (via 12:36)
12/21/2016
Lunchtime bandit in lunchtime tabloid
12/20/2016
Memories of 2016 Toronto media Twitter
12/19/2016
Sic transit "Gloria" mundi
12/16/2016
The plot to stop U.S. Super Bowl spots
12/15/2016
For whom the Tory tolls
12/14/2016
As long as we've got each other
12/13/2016
J.D Roberts returns to the White House
12/12/2016
McMansion from hell
12/9/2016
Ikea monkey's coat gets handed down
12/8/2016
The local angle on Pizzagate
12/7/2016
Yorkville hippies still fighting The Man
12/6/2016
Michael Bryant's front page challenges
12/5/2016
Hatchimals create holiday horror show
12/2/2016
The first couple to flee from Trump
12/1/2016
Overdue at the most '80s of libraries
11/30/2016
The identity politics of facial hair
11/29/2016
Why is teen MPP stalling his swear-in?
11/28/2016
The last days and nights of Mac's Milk
11/25/2016
The war on Fashion Santa
11/24/2016
Paul Godfrey's shocking $900K payday
11/23/2016
Leslie Roberts saved by the Bell
11/22/2016
You'll never stop hearing "Hallelujah"
11/21/2016
Twitter eggs throw rotten tomatoes
11/18/2016
My father, the Electric Circus dancer
11/17/2016
Video store outlives peep show
11/16/2016
Doug Ford throws book at you
11/15/2016
Margaret Wente's column-eating lie
11/14/2016
Gay curlers safe and sound in Canada